UNBENDT UBER HAZMAT 199 PROOF
Ultra High Proof Experimental Release
$199.00 per bottle

⚠ WARNING: Highly flammable. Possibly sentient.

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ORDER INFORMATION

Full Name: ___________________________
Email Address: ________________________
Phone Number: ________________________

☐ I confirm I am 21+
☐ I understand this whiskey may evaporate on contact
☐ I accept all responsibility for spontaneous combustion

Shipping Method:
☐ Standard Ground (fire extinguisher included)
☐ Expedited (ice bath packaging)
☐ Local Pickup (sign waiver in blood)

Payment Information:
Card Number: _________________________
Expiration: ___________
CVV: ______

🎉 HAPPY APRIL FOOLS’ DAY 🎉

There is no such thing as 199 proof whiskey.
(At that point, it’s just a chemistry experiment.)

While we do love our hazmat barrels, we promise we are not trying to melt the earth.

Thanks for playing along.
Now come see us for something slightly more reasonable… like 140+ proof. 😉

– Team BENDT